I believe this is happening to me yet again. Just when I thought things were improving, here we are starting over. It's like a curse. Honestly, I'm starting to question my sanity.
- I really need to change my routine
- Surely this is a dream
- This calls for a celebration (of sorts)
You Won't Believe What Just Happened!
I just saw the other day at the grocery store/park/mall. A bird was singing in the air. It was so funny/weird/amazing I almost dropped my groceries/laughed out loud/ran away.
People were pointing and it took a while/minutes/seconds before someone/security/the police came to take care of it/figure out what was going on/stop the chaos. It was truly incredible/outrageous/unbelievable!
Can You Believe This?!
Wowzers! This is totally crazy. My neighbor was walking down the street and randomly a herd of rabbits came out over a building. They were running all over the place, and people were screaming. It was absolute chaos! I couldn't believe my eyes I had to share this crazy story with you guys.
Is This Really Happening?!
It all started with a weird event. I was just eating/having/doing my lunch/dinner/usual routine when suddenly, it happened/things went haywire/the impossible occurred. My jaw fell open in uttershock.
I couldn't comprehend what I was seeing/witnessing/observing. It was like something out of a science fiction novel. This can't be legit, right? It has to be a cruel joke.
Perhaps I need to check my eyes/take a nap/pinch myself?
I Can't Even!
Folks won't believe that just took place. , I kid you not, I think I'm going to pass out! The whole thing was just beyond belief.
- This is nuts
- No joke
- This is going to be a storyfor years to come
See ya later! You won't believewhat happens next!
I Just Can't Wrap My Head Around It
Seriously, what I'm hearing is just making no sense. I attempt to getting a handle read more on it, but it's like trying to solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded. {Maybe I'm just missing something obvious|It could be that I'm not thinking about this the right way.
- Perhaps try a different approach?